Conversation 2

Son: This foot [points at right foot] is only cranky today.  Do your feet get cranky, Mommy?

Me:  Sometimes they do!  Right here [points at Tailors bunion on right foot] and sometimes here [left sesamoid area where I fractured  a sesamoid in late 2010, and it took ten months to really heal.  Sometimes issues with sesamoiditis there still.]  

Son:  Both feet? 

Me:  Sometimes. 

Son:  Well, just this one for me today. Time for a shower!

Conversation 1

Son:  Mommy, my feet feel cranky. 

Me:  Why do they feel cranky?

Son:  I have to take off my sandals.  They're still cranky.

(Cranky usually means painful or crampy to my son.  We have no idea why.)